If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like
Imagine being pregnant in new york
and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when
"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"
so I took a road trip from canada to america and literally minutes after crossing the american border I watched a bald eagle fly past
there are some countries that live up to their stereotypes and theres america